Yahoo! Answers: Home Circumcisions

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What are the risks of at home circumcision?

My girlfriend gets freaked out by my anteater wiener. I am going to please her and get a circumcision, but I don’t have health insurance. I will do it tomorrow after school, but I want to know what the risks are. I will be using alcohol and scissor

Answer:

There are 2 obvious riskss. 1, that your penis will be so awsome after wards that it will destroy her vag from over use. 2, that you will be hung over the next day from the alcohol.

This is a perfectly safe and normal procedure. Nothing to worry about. Just dont run with the scissors when you are done. that is just risky behavior there